So I totally stole the idea for this blog from a friend who posted something similar on Facebook. Isn’t that where the best creativity comes from?? No seriously, I had a theatre professor in college that said that.
You’re at Walmart, list the first nine people under your friends list:
(ok, first of all, let’s address the fact that I would NEVER be in Wal-Mart. That place stresses me out. I am a Tar-jay girl. You coudl just say I have a “Wal-Mart allergy”)
1. Looking at Justin Bieber poster: the BBE! WTF?
(there would be lots of questions if I say this happening. LOTS.)
2. Lost in Walmart: KP
(she would NOT be lost in the Wal-Mart, she’d be walking around looking for the manager to explain to him that his organization skills inside the store are somewhat lacking. Love ya KP!!)
3. Riding the bicycles: Get Fit With Nick Ed
(ok, this actually makes sense. although the part about me being in the Wal-Mart at all is still confusing)
4. Planning to blow up the place: Lisa R.
well she is a lil gangsta.
5. Looking at the barbie toys: Kevin O.
He’s probably looking to buy them for the children he plans to adopt one day… He also says his favorite kid names are Mildew and Garnier because he like the way they sound. I guess that’s slightly better than “Shithead” (pronounced “Shih-thay-ed”)
6. Taking pics of themselves: Jill C.
My partner in crime during the Get Fit With Nick Challenge. She once told me that unlike over people that are overweight she doesn’t feel like she looks bad. She looks at herself in the mirror and thinks “Damn! I look good!” So I can her standing in the Olan Mills Photography Studio, ready to get her GlamourShot on.
7. Hiding in the clothes racks scaring people: Littlest Sis
Her sense of humor is way way off. Like, cheese slipped off the cracker, a few crayons short of a full box kinda off. So no surprise there.
8. Stalking a hot guy: Delton
One of my BFFs, I could totally see him doing this, lurking in the aisles, watching him from afar. GOOD GRIEF. My friends are all sociopaths. What does this say about me??
9. Sliding down aisles in their socks: Christian
He’d giggle while doing it too.