“OH. MY. GOD. I just got matched on eHarmony with my primary care physician, Dr. Hotness (I secretly call him that because he’s so hot)… eHarmony has finally gone too far!!!”
As you can see, my most recent post on Facebook has brought to light one of my WORST qualities: I have zero filter.
It’s usually about .5 seconds after I speak that I remember that I should just shut up.
For example: I talk about pooping and pooting sometimes because I think it’s funny. My boss once specifically asked me not to say the word “poot” while training the new person. You guessed it – two days into training I let it slip out then immediately remembered I was not supposed to say it.
I’m just lucky that most people find this funny and entertaining as opposed to flat out obnoxious…