Goes like this, all via text messages:
Me: Follow my blog dammit! Don’t make me have to tell you twice:
Delto, my BFF: [no response]
Me, 1 day and 11 hours later: Subscribe to my blog or I will be forced to cause you bodily harm!
Delto, an hour and 19 minutes later: ima do it
Me: Right now! Do it right now!
Me, continued: Miss you puddin! I wish you were here! I’d dry hump your leg and lick your face and hug you til you passed out.
Delto: miss you too…
Me: Good. Now follow my blog ho.
Delto, 7 minutes later: I did I think.
Me: Did you click on the confirmation email? You have to click the email!!
Hey, at least I got another blog subscriber out of it.