So my BFF Messy Jessy mentioned to me last week that adding protein to my breakfast would help my metabolism speed up. Since I liked boiled eggs, I thought that boiled eggs would be perfect!!
So like a good little chunky bride, I set off to work with my breakfast and lunch packed, as usual. Instead of just my normal oatmeal and fruit (see my "Chunky Bride" blog post on ourbigfatcruiselinewedding.wordpress.com), I packed a freshly boiled egg. Yippee!
So here I am at work, eating my oatmeal (which now tastes better since I’ve improved my technique) and my hardboiled egg. I felt so proud of eating healthy!!
What Messy Jessy DIDN’T tell me is to NEVER eat a hardboiled egg at your desk. So I blame what happens next entirely on her.
I ate breakfast around 9am. It is lunchtime and I am still engulfed in that trademark egg fart smell. I accidentally threw the eggshells and yolk into my trash! I have even tied the bag shut, but it’s no use.
I’m heading to the kitchen to dispose of my bag of egg fart shame. See?? THIS IS WHAT COMES OF EATING HEALTHY!!!! This kinda ish never happens when you eat fruity pebbles for breakfast. Just saying.